These are all some quotations from me these last few days. I think it will give you a sense of my life.
“I feel so sick to my stomach”
“Honestly, I am so tired I could lay down on the floor right here and sleep. And cry. Cry myself to sleep.”
“I am so hungry I could eat my own foot.”
“I think my hair is almost long enough for an ‘up-do’”
“My brain will not shut off at night.”
“Some things freak me out. Like that little clip on your finger that measures oxygen. Seriously, how the hell does that work?”
“I would fling poo at her. If I was a monkey I mean. I would not fling poo as a human but as a monkey, poo would be flung.”
“A day of nothing would be so good right now.”
“You have perfected the taco shell.”
“I may pee the bed tonight. That is how tired I am.”
“The little rectangular one on the right! PLEASE step on that one!”
“Can we eat somewhere that does NOT have a commercial on TV?”
“I love you iPhone.”
**FYI - The title of this post was spoken at Church Band practice when my guitar string broke. The G string. Sorry for the visual.
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If I didn't know you were a musician, I'd say that quote was "TMI"...
heh. I was waiting for you to explain the title! Thats great
And yea the pulse ox? its weird. My doc has this weird one with a string so she can wear it around her neck.
I really hope she does wear it around her neck. Asking random people for their fingers. hahahah
How does my brain look? :P
LOL!!! Dude, that was maybe the funniest post ever. Thank you.
Top three:
“My brain will not shut off at night.”
“Some things freak me out. Like that little clip on your finger that measures oxygen. Seriously, how the hell does that work?”
“I would fling poo at her. If I was a monkey I mean. I would not fling poo as a human but as a monkey, poo would be flung.”
OMG ur funny. So funny.
And the first two, So Me. First one, OMG, I am up at 2:30 am, nuff said.
Second, Right! What is that about!
Third, just funny, plain funny!
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