I am glad that you guys like the jokes so far. I wrote a Limerick also but I did not post it becuase, well, I didn't know if it was funny or if it really fell into the joke catagory.
I sent it to my humor consultant (Scott) and He said,
"Dude!!! That limerick is AWESOME!!! You HAVE to post it!!"
So here it goes.
There once was a blog called "BAD"
that varied from happy to sad
the writer would waste time, discussing his waist line
while eating all the donuts he had.
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I think that needs to be part of your permanent description of your blog. It's so good! I posted one joke
Hi George! Great jokes so far :)
One thing, in your limerick. You have swapped your waste/waist. To waste is to spend needlessly and waist would be for your waist line :) Regardless, it's good :)
Lori, i love your joke!
Mel - thanks for the tip. I fixed it. :)
Yep, couldn't let that one go to waist...er, I mean WASTE.
:-)
Minnesota Nice goes over to pay Scott and George a visit. She easily identifies Scott's house by the used test strips on the sidewalk.
Scott: Hi Kathy. Come on in. George and I are on the back porch doing a jigwsaw puzzle.
George: Hi Kathy. Look how far we've gotten on the puzzle. We've really been working hard and now we're almost finished!
Kathy: Looks great. How long have you been working on it?
Scott: A little over six months.
George: Yup, we're nearly done in six months and look, the box says 2 To 4 YEARS.
Both boys beam with pride, take a slug of Diet Coke and smile lopsidedly.
Minnesota nice begins to feel confused. Thinking she is having a hypo, she dutifully crams some tabs and heads home.
*LOL* Ok, I'm not one for the stupid tst spk crap, but that's funny.
Unfortunately, the only limerick I know starts:
There once was a man from Nantucket....
and I don't know the rest. Seriously. I don't. But I can guess.
I LIKE it. Maybe you should change profession! Lori is right, make that part of your permanent blog description. Kathy - you too - funny stuff. D OC becomes C OC, ieComedians OC!
Your joke made me hungry for a donut HA
Over the last two days you have developed a new fan. Your optimism, joke telling, and stylish ninja ways made me wonderfully happy.
I'm goin' to bed with a smile on my face.
Thanks, man.
George
You're on a roll (pun intended). I'm waiting for the next ones in the series.
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Great jokes + limerick.
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