So I know I am totally stealing this from my Chai Tea Master but seriously, it is about the coolest thing I have tried in a while.
Wearing my pump in my sock.
If you have not checked out this sweet spot then I suggest you try it.
You may be saying, "George. Dood. Really? How does it reach?"
Well although I do have lengthy ninja stems my thigh site [slash] 43" tubing combo works quite nicely.
"So what makes the sock stash the newest latest coolest spot ever?"
Well, I went to buy some pants last week and I have never had an easier time in the dressing room. I did not have to worry about Master P getting tangled up or getting torn out when I am trying on any pants! It was as if my pump became a part of me.
You may be thinking, "I do not need to try on clothes as often as a Sliminja like yourself. What else makes it saweet?"
Well, the fact that I have freed up a pocket, rocks! You see, I do not like to wear stuff on my belt unless it is a grappling hook or a ninja star holder. I also never put my money clip in the same pocket as my pump so I won't scratch P's delicate display.
"Well what is the down side? There has to be a flip side to this awesomeness."
You are correct. I cannot use the sock stash when wearing shorts. I also feel a little strange when I am walking around in my office at work and people hear the "BEEP BOOP BEEP" from my foot! And bolusing while being hunched over as if I am tying my shoes is strange but I would still recommend it.
If you do try the sock stash please let me know. I would love to hear what you think about it.