I have not posted in a while and I promise to explain why next week. I am a busy bee! But there was no way I could neglect a You Tube Tuesday.
This week’s video is another Cat video. But this is so cute, I just had to share it with you all. Please let me know what you think.
Also, I would love to know how many people stop by for YTT. So please, come out of the shadows and let me know you are watching!
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Diabetes Joke Challenge - Part 2
I am glad that you guys like the jokes so far. I wrote a Limerick also but I did not post it becuase, well, I didn't know if it was funny or if it really fell into the joke catagory.
I sent it to my humor consultant (Scott) and He said,
"Dude!!! That limerick is AWESOME!!! You HAVE to post it!!"
So here it goes.
There once was a blog called "BAD"
that varied from happy to sad
the writer would waste time, discussing his waist line
while eating all the donuts he had.
I sent it to my humor consultant (Scott) and He said,
"Dude!!! That limerick is AWESOME!!! You HAVE to post it!!"
So here it goes.
There once was a blog called "BAD"
that varied from happy to sad
the writer would waste time, discussing his waist line
while eating all the donuts he had.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Diabetes Joke Challenge
Our very own Lori Rode posted yesterday challenging us OCer's to come up with some Diabetes humor.
I actually wrote these last night so they may be funnier somewhere around midnight. I tried to come up with more but for now, this is all I have. Enjoy.
Joke #1
A Diabetic walks into a bakery as asks the guy behind the counter, “Whaddya got that is safe for diabetics?”
The Baker says, “Everything. As long as you don’t put it in your mouth.”
Joke #2
As the salesman was just about to close the shop two very excited diabetics (George and Scott) came running in the door!
“Wow, is that sign for real?” asks Scott.
“Which sign?” Asks the salesman
“Hello? The one on the front of your window!” replies George.
“Well of course” said the salesman.
“WE’LL TAKE TWO PLEASE! One for each of us!!!” they shout in unison.
“What do you want?” inquired the salesman.
“A Function Pancreas!” exclaims Scott.
“But this is a music store!!!” Says the salesman.
A look of confusion falls upon everyone’s face.
George sheepishly replies, “But the sign says ‘Organ’s for sale.’”
Riddle #1
Q - How many diabetics does it take to change a light bulb?
A - None. They will just use the light from their pumps.
Riddle #2
Q - Do you know what PWD’s and Hippie's have in common?
A - Neither one should drive if they are feeling “high.”
I actually wrote these last night so they may be funnier somewhere around midnight. I tried to come up with more but for now, this is all I have. Enjoy.
Joke #1
A Diabetic walks into a bakery as asks the guy behind the counter, “Whaddya got that is safe for diabetics?”
The Baker says, “Everything. As long as you don’t put it in your mouth.”
Joke #2
As the salesman was just about to close the shop two very excited diabetics (George and Scott) came running in the door!
“Wow, is that sign for real?” asks Scott.
“Which sign?” Asks the salesman
“Hello? The one on the front of your window!” replies George.
“Well of course” said the salesman.
“WE’LL TAKE TWO PLEASE! One for each of us!!!” they shout in unison.
“What do you want?” inquired the salesman.
“A Function Pancreas!” exclaims Scott.
“But this is a music store!!!” Says the salesman.
A look of confusion falls upon everyone’s face.
George sheepishly replies, “But the sign says ‘Organ’s for sale.’”
Riddle #1
Q - How many diabetics does it take to change a light bulb?
A - None. They will just use the light from their pumps.
Riddle #2
Q - Do you know what PWD’s and Hippie's have in common?
A - Neither one should drive if they are feeling “high.”
You Tube Tuesday #8
This week’s video is a serious one. One I had never seen before but makes so much sense. I feel like this when I see a bad BG reading on my machine. Let me know what you think?
Saturday, February 17, 2007
El Casa de Azule
Friday night, my wife, me and 6 friends all went to Downtown Disney to the House of Blues to see a band called Si*Se.
Si*Se is a band out of NY and they are incredible. I found this little video on You Tube that I wanted to share with you all.
I love music and like all genres. I like to say that I like good music, it doesn't matter which station or which language it is in.
The best part of the night was actually meeting most of the band afterwards. They came out into the bar and hung out for a while. I at least got a chance to tell them how thankful I was for their performance and how much I like their music. They were very cool people.
BTW I believe the title translates into "The Blue House."
Yeah, I am such a Mexi-cant!
Si*Se is a band out of NY and they are incredible. I found this little video on You Tube that I wanted to share with you all.
I love music and like all genres. I like to say that I like good music, it doesn't matter which station or which language it is in.
The best part of the night was actually meeting most of the band afterwards. They came out into the bar and hung out for a while. I at least got a chance to tell them how thankful I was for their performance and how much I like their music. They were very cool people.
BTW I believe the title translates into "The Blue House."
Yeah, I am such a Mexi-cant!
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Me and The Joshua Tree
Often times I feel compelled to post about a subject that has already been covered by the OC. But sometimes when you have your own personal experience, your story may touch someone differently or click with someone else.
Here is my story.
If you read this blog then you know that I have not known any Type 1’s in my life until recently (that included the OC). The two I have met are both children and are newly diagnosed. The connection I have with them is mostly with their parents as a guide or a sounding board for their concerns. All and all I feel as though I am helping my fellow D-lifers but how sweet would it be to meet like a 20-30 something Type 1? I know many online but none I can “hang out” or go out to dinner with. That would be cool.
Then I hear that a business associate that I talk too all the time is a Type 1! A salesperson came into my office, asked about Master P and after I told them that I am a type 1 they said, “Oh you have Juvenile Die a beat us, so does Karen!”
Woah! I talk to Karen all the time and she is so freaking cool. We have met several times and I know she is getting married. Wow, another 30 something couple that we could get to know! That would be cool. I wonder when she was diagnosed. Does she use a pump and if so, which one? What kind of Glucose Tabs does she use? What’s her A1C? Does she have diabetic shoes? What does her fiancé know about the D? Will she wear the “BE FRI” side of the little half heart necklace or the “ST ENDS?”
I was out of control (or “double O C” which is about as long to type but more fun to say!)
The next day I had a reason to call. I needed to check on a sample order I had emailed her about so I gave her a call.
“Hey Karen, what is happening?”
“Not much dude, how are you?” she replied.
“Good as always. So, Rick was in here the other day and was asking me about my Insulin Pump and he told me that you were a Type 1 too. I didn’t know that.”
“Yeah, I was diagnosed when I was a kid. How old were you when you were diagnosed?”
We chatted for a long time. We shared diagnosis stories. How our significant others deal with it. How much insurance sucks. I even got a plug in about the OC. It was going really well.
“So do you or have you ever gone to a support group or anything like that? I am trying to find one but I can only find Type 2 groups and I feel like I need to hear from other Type 1’s.”
“Nah, that is nothing I am really interested in. I mean, we all know what to do and how to take care of ourselves. Why would I sit around and cry about it with a bunch of other people that ignore what they already know just to have a massive cry fest? That is so pointless. We know what to do so we should just do it, ya know?”
I was not sure how to respond. I was honestly shocked. Was she trying to be helpful? It seemed so cold and honestly made me feel like a completely idiot.
One thing I did figure out is that this is not the kind of person that I could connect with. Not that she is wrong or a bad person or anything like that. I just knew that we could not be friends. I am too connected to emotions and how they effect people to be
“I guess that’s true but man is it hard.” I replied in an unsure voice. “So I need to get a tracking number on that Sample request I sent you the other day.”
I got the info and I never spoke about diabetes again with her.
I respect the fact that some people are open about their diabetes and some are not. I understand that we all deal with things differently and I respect that too. It felt like she did not respect anyone who struggles. She did not understand how anyone could stumble. She could not comprehend why I would need support.
Did I find Wonder Woman?
Well, one thing is for sure...
"I still haven’t found what I’m looking for."
get it?
Here is my story.
If you read this blog then you know that I have not known any Type 1’s in my life until recently (that included the OC). The two I have met are both children and are newly diagnosed. The connection I have with them is mostly with their parents as a guide or a sounding board for their concerns. All and all I feel as though I am helping my fellow D-lifers but how sweet would it be to meet like a 20-30 something Type 1? I know many online but none I can “hang out” or go out to dinner with. That would be cool.
Then I hear that a business associate that I talk too all the time is a Type 1! A salesperson came into my office, asked about Master P and after I told them that I am a type 1 they said, “Oh you have Juvenile Die a beat us, so does Karen!”
Woah! I talk to Karen all the time and she is so freaking cool. We have met several times and I know she is getting married. Wow, another 30 something couple that we could get to know! That would be cool. I wonder when she was diagnosed. Does she use a pump and if so, which one? What kind of Glucose Tabs does she use? What’s her A1C? Does she have diabetic shoes? What does her fiancé know about the D? Will she wear the “BE FRI” side of the little half heart necklace or the “ST ENDS?”
I was out of control (or “double O C” which is about as long to type but more fun to say!)
The next day I had a reason to call. I needed to check on a sample order I had emailed her about so I gave her a call.
“Hey Karen, what is happening?”
“Not much dude, how are you?” she replied.
“Good as always. So, Rick was in here the other day and was asking me about my Insulin Pump and he told me that you were a Type 1 too. I didn’t know that.”
“Yeah, I was diagnosed when I was a kid. How old were you when you were diagnosed?”
We chatted for a long time. We shared diagnosis stories. How our significant others deal with it. How much insurance sucks. I even got a plug in about the OC. It was going really well.
“So do you or have you ever gone to a support group or anything like that? I am trying to find one but I can only find Type 2 groups and I feel like I need to hear from other Type 1’s.”
“Nah, that is nothing I am really interested in. I mean, we all know what to do and how to take care of ourselves. Why would I sit around and cry about it with a bunch of other people that ignore what they already know just to have a massive cry fest? That is so pointless. We know what to do so we should just do it, ya know?”
I was not sure how to respond. I was honestly shocked. Was she trying to be helpful? It seemed so cold and honestly made me feel like a completely idiot.
One thing I did figure out is that this is not the kind of person that I could connect with. Not that she is wrong or a bad person or anything like that. I just knew that we could not be friends. I am too connected to emotions and how they effect people to be
“I guess that’s true but man is it hard.” I replied in an unsure voice. “So I need to get a tracking number on that Sample request I sent you the other day.”
I got the info and I never spoke about diabetes again with her.
I respect the fact that some people are open about their diabetes and some are not. I understand that we all deal with things differently and I respect that too. It felt like she did not respect anyone who struggles. She did not understand how anyone could stumble. She could not comprehend why I would need support.
Did I find Wonder Woman?
Well, one thing is for sure...
"I still haven’t found what I’m looking for."
get it?
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
You Tube Tuesday #7
This week’s entry comes from the City of Carson, California (A suburb of Los Angeles). This incident occurred at a city council meeting and the woman who was “attacked” claimed that she was “struck in the eye!”
What do you think?
I do not think the “attacker” should have done what she did BUT the reaction of the “victim” is the worst acting I have seen in a while!
I LOVE L.A.!
What do you think?
I do not think the “attacker” should have done what she did BUT the reaction of the “victim” is the worst acting I have seen in a while!
I LOVE L.A.!
Monday, February 12, 2007
Say "Hello" to my not so little friends.
These are my brand spanking new Diabetic Shoes.
They are big, black, and boring.
I will admit, they are extremely comfortable but I am not sure what makes them “diabetic shoes.” There is no BG machine built in or even a spot to carry glucose tabs.
They should make them like a medical ID bracelet so the sole of your shoe would have all the info on your health.
My insurance will pay for 4 inserts per year so I have to go back every three months to get a referral. I am actually pretty happy with them. It was perfect timing too because my old work shoes were looking really bad. It is also extremely difficult to find shoes in my size. Most stores only carry up to a 13 and I wear a 14!
It saves money on ski rentals. LOL
Anyhow, my piggies and I will enjoy cruising in comfort.
They are big, black, and boring.
I will admit, they are extremely comfortable but I am not sure what makes them “diabetic shoes.” There is no BG machine built in or even a spot to carry glucose tabs.
They should make them like a medical ID bracelet so the sole of your shoe would have all the info on your health.
My insurance will pay for 4 inserts per year so I have to go back every three months to get a referral. I am actually pretty happy with them. It was perfect timing too because my old work shoes were looking really bad. It is also extremely difficult to find shoes in my size. Most stores only carry up to a 13 and I wear a 14!
It saves money on ski rentals. LOL
Anyhow, my piggies and I will enjoy cruising in comfort.
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Results of My Meterless day
It is 4:55 PM.
I am home.
I have Tested.
130
Wow. I am shocked.
Thanks for all of you ideas. I did not have ANY money so I had to just hold out but I am very pleased.
Now to take all those extra meters and plant them everywhere so this won't happen again!
I am home.
I have Tested.
130
Wow. I am shocked.
Thanks for all of you ideas. I did not have ANY money so I had to just hold out but I am very pleased.
Now to take all those extra meters and plant them everywhere so this won't happen again!
Morning
That’s right friend it is not “good.”
I left my BG Ma Sheen at home this morning.
I know right where I left it to. On top of my dresser next to an extra One Touch Ultra.
I hate that feeling when you look into your “very masculine” tote bag and notice that something is missing. I have an extra machine in my car BUT no more strips so that is a dead end.
When I checked this morning upon awakening I was at 87. So it should be interesting to see how well I do.
Any advice from the OC will be read, considered, and seriously appreciated. I am on the verge of freaking out and driving home to get my machine. The problem there is it is a 45 minute drive each way.
I would love some ideas on this!
P.S. I will test as soon as I get home and post the results.
I left my BG Ma Sheen at home this morning.
I know right where I left it to. On top of my dresser next to an extra One Touch Ultra.
I hate that feeling when you look into your “very masculine” tote bag and notice that something is missing. I have an extra machine in my car BUT no more strips so that is a dead end.
When I checked this morning upon awakening I was at 87. So it should be interesting to see how well I do.
Any advice from the OC will be read, considered, and seriously appreciated. I am on the verge of freaking out and driving home to get my machine. The problem there is it is a 45 minute drive each way.
I would love some ideas on this!
P.S. I will test as soon as I get home and post the results.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
You Tube Tuesday #6
This is a very short clip but I ended up watching about 20 times because it cracked me up. I hope I won't have to try and pull this one off any more.
Monday, February 05, 2007
Good Times!
Oh boy, we had a great time camping. The weather was perfect during the day. Sunny, Clear, upper 70's, very light breeze. Perfect. It was pretty cold at night at least for us Californians. The kids did well though. We just bundled up and slid as far as possible into our sleeping bags.
During the day we ate, took walks, snacked, played cards, grubbed, and ate some more. How my BG stayed in decent range I can only attribute to the walking and running around.
I did have fun playing Jumprope with my kids. We schooled them on H.E.L.P. (High wires, Eyes closed, Leap frog, Peppers), Grade School (when you run through the jumprope and shout "Kindergarten" then run through again, jump once and shout "First Grade" and so on), and any other playground games we could think of. Do any of you remember those games?
If you have kids, I highly suggest letting go of any hang ups and totally playing with them like you used to when you were a kid. Sure I cannot "shoot the duck" when I rollerskate and I am not too fast at freeze tag but your kids will have fun and trust me, you will too.
If you don't have kids then make sure you try this out with neices & nephews or other kids that are in your life.
You may have sore muscles, but your spirit will soar!
**EDIT** I added some pictures for you to enjoy! (thanks for the reminder Bernard)
This is my Brother in law and me.
This is George and Gillian at the top of a trail.
This is our lovely campsite.
Gillian took this picture of George. I really like it. I think Gillian has a good eye for Pictures. She actually took the one of Me and Frank (Bro-in-law)
During the day we ate, took walks, snacked, played cards, grubbed, and ate some more. How my BG stayed in decent range I can only attribute to the walking and running around.
I did have fun playing Jumprope with my kids. We schooled them on H.E.L.P. (High wires, Eyes closed, Leap frog, Peppers), Grade School (when you run through the jumprope and shout "Kindergarten" then run through again, jump once and shout "First Grade" and so on), and any other playground games we could think of. Do any of you remember those games?
If you have kids, I highly suggest letting go of any hang ups and totally playing with them like you used to when you were a kid. Sure I cannot "shoot the duck" when I rollerskate and I am not too fast at freeze tag but your kids will have fun and trust me, you will too.
If you don't have kids then make sure you try this out with neices & nephews or other kids that are in your life.
You may have sore muscles, but your spirit will soar!
**EDIT** I added some pictures for you to enjoy! (thanks for the reminder Bernard)
This is my Brother in law and me.
This is George and Gillian at the top of a trail.
This is our lovely campsite.
Gillian took this picture of George. I really like it. I think Gillian has a good eye for Pictures. She actually took the one of Me and Frank (Bro-in-law)
Friday, February 02, 2007
Camping and Thanks
First I want to say "thanks" to all of you who commented on my last post. I am pursuing a second opinion and have calmed down considerably. I love all of the OC so much. You all make this stupid disease a bit easier to deal with. I am so thankful to have this community in my life.
Second, I am going camping this weekend. I am not into football or commercials so Superbowl is not a big deal for me. I cannot even look forward to a "Costume Malfunction" since Prince has the honors of entertaining the masses during the half time show.
My sisters and their significant others and the Simmons Clan are all going camping this weekend. It was my sisters idea and I am a little concerned that we are going to freeze but my kids are troopers and so is my wife. I am the only wimp on the trip so I will stay layered and keep my mouth shut. I don't want to ruin it for the kids.
I will take lots of pictures and post up on Sunday night. Maybe I will magically lose some weight out in the wilderness.
Who am I kidding?
Have a great weekend!
Second, I am going camping this weekend. I am not into football or commercials so Superbowl is not a big deal for me. I cannot even look forward to a "Costume Malfunction" since Prince has the honors of entertaining the masses during the half time show.
My sisters and their significant others and the Simmons Clan are all going camping this weekend. It was my sisters idea and I am a little concerned that we are going to freeze but my kids are troopers and so is my wife. I am the only wimp on the trip so I will stay layered and keep my mouth shut. I don't want to ruin it for the kids.
I will take lots of pictures and post up on Sunday night. Maybe I will magically lose some weight out in the wilderness.
Who am I kidding?
Have a great weekend!
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